Pleased to meet me. The Replacements.




1. I.O.U.

Give me a, get me out of this little stinking fresh air, ninety days in the electric chair, step right up son, gonna show you something ain't never been done, you're all fucked.

Listen, it don't cost much, I lay down the line that you touch, never do what you're told, there'll be time, believe me, when you're old, you're all wrong and I'm right. Please be on your honor, please be on your, sucker.

Back in here, listen to the story, all right, I'm losing all I own on that dotted line, step right up son, gonna show you something ain't never been done, you're all wrong and I'm right.

You see I want it in writing, I owe you nothing, want it in writing, I owe you nothing, want it in writing.


2. Alex Chilton.

If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon, if he was from Mars, wouldn't that be cool, standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a file, hanging down in Memphis all the while. Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes 'round, they sing, I'm in love, what's that song? I'm in love with that song.

So we will rape and pillage in a village of his choice, invisible man who can sing in a visible voice, feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face, checking his stash by the trash at St. Mark's place. Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes 'round, they sing, I'm in love, what's that song? I'm in love with that song, I never travel far without a little Big Star.

Running 'round the house, Mickey Mouse and the Tarot cards, falling asleep with a flop pop video on, if he was from Venus, would he meet us on the moon, if he died in Memphis, then that'd be cool, babe. Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes 'round, they sing, I'm in love, what's that song? I'm in love, what's that song? I'm in love, what's that song? I'm in love with that song.


3. I don't know.

Do we give it up? I don't know, should we give it hell? I don't know, are you makin' a fortune? I don't know, or don't you wanna tell? I don't know, should we give it up? I don't know, or hang around some more? I don't know, should we buy some beer? I don't know, can I use your hairspray? One foot in the door, the other foot in the gutter, the sweet smell that you adore, yeah, I think I'd rather smother.

Should we top it off? I don't know, it's starting to smoke, I don't know, who's behind the board? I don't know, they tell me he's a dope, I don't know, what the fuck you saying? I don't know, our lawyer's on the phone, I don't know, how much are you in for? I don't know, what did we do now? One foot in the door, the other one in the gutter, the sweet smell that they adore, I think I'd rather smother, one foot in the door, the other one in the gutter, the sweet smell that they adore, well I think I'd rather smother.

Are you guys still around? I don't know, whatcha gonna do with your lives? Nothin, one foot in the fuckup, the other one in the gutter, the sweet smell that you adore, hey I think I'd rather smother, one foot in this door, the other one in the gutter, the sweet smell that they adore, oh I think I'd rather smother.


4. Nightclub jitters.

Nightclub jitters, I take a drink before I hit the town, night life critters scurry to that sultry, smoky sound, hurry now, the sun is going down, to the nightclub jitters, the only thing that scares me is the dark, the night life critters, what's the cover, where should we park? Stay at home just once for a lark. They say, now don't be a stranger, it really don't matter to me, I'd be willing to wager that it don't matter much if we keep in touch.

Nightclub jitters, I take a drink before I hit the town, night life critters, they scurry to that sultry, smoky sound, oh, hurry now, the sun is going down, they say, now don't be a stranger, hell, it really don't matter to me, I'd be willing to wager that it don't matter much if we keep in touch, don't matter much 'cause I got a touch, in the nightclub, in the nightclub.


5. The ledge.

All eyes look up to me, high above the filthy streets, heed no bullhorn when it calls, watch me fly and die, watch me fall, I'm the boy they can't ignore, for the first time in my life I'm sure, all the love sent up high to pledge, won't reach the ledge.

Wind blows cold from the west, I smell coffee, I smell donuts from the press, a girl that I knew once years ago it’s tryin' me to be reached on the phone, I'm the boy she can't ignore, for the first time in my life I'm sure, all the love sent up high to pledge, I'm the boy she can't ignore, for the first time in my life I'm sure, all the love sent up high to pledge.

Priest kneels silent, all is still, policeman reaches from the sill, watch him, watch him try his best, there'll be no medal pinned to his chest, I'm the boy they couldn't ignore, for the first time in my life I'm sure, I'm the boy they couldn't ignore, for the first time in my life I'm sure, I'm the boy for the last time in my life, all the love that they pledge, for the last time will not reach the ledge.


6. Never mind.

Absolution is out of the question, it makes no sense to apologize, the words I thought I brought I left behind so never mind, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time, never mind, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time.

I'm not ready as I'll ever be, I climb the walls, I fall into the sea, I'm not ready as I'll ever be and I suppose your guess is more or less as bad as mine, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time, never mind, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time and I suppose your guess is more or less as bad as mine. You oughta tell me, you oughta say if you're not sure, you oughta tell me, you got to help me remember.

Never mind, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time, never mind, all over but the shouting, just a waste of time, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, the words I thought I brought I left behind so never mind.


7. Valentine.

Well you wish upon a star that turns into a plane and I guess that's right on par, who's left to blame? If you were a pill I'd take a handful at my will and I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong, plenty of times you wake up in February make-up, like the moon and the morning star you're gone. Tonight makes love to all your kind, tomorrow's making valentines.

Hey you pop up in this old place so sick and so refined. are you strung out on some face? Well I know it ain't mine, if you were a pill I'd take a handful at my will and I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong, trouble keeping your head up when you're hungry and you're fed up, like a moon and a lone star you're gone. Tonight makes love to all your kind, tomorrow's making valentines.

If you were a pill I'd take a handful at my will and I'd knock you back with something sweet as wine, yesterday was theirs to say, this is their world and their time, well if tonight belongs to you, tomorrow's mine. Tonight makes love to all your kind, tomorrow's making valentines, tonight makes love to all your kind, tomorrow's making valentines, valentines, valentines.


8. Shooting dirty pool

Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass, stroke another one down, right behind my back, do us all a favor, get yourself a spine, everybody's choking on the grapevine. Shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies, shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies.

I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass, get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass, you're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt, I ain't a notch on nobody's belt. Shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies, shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies.

Why don't you get a haircut, sister? That's it. Shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies, shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies, shooting dirty pool, shooting dirty pool, shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies.


9. Red red wine.

A bottle of Chablis, hey now, that ain't no stuff for me, Chateau Timberley as long as I can't see, Gallo or Muscatel, either one would be just swell, I didn't come here to fight, hey, just as long as that ain't white. Now I ain't no connoiseur cat, the kinda sewer rat, red, red wine on Sunday always tastes so good, red, red wine, red, red wine, red, red wine if you would.

Hey now as long as it is red, oh set 'em up until we're dead, a Saturday sipping beer is just a jug without a year. Now I ain't no connoiseur cat, I think you guessed that, red, red wine on Sunday just like Martin said, red, red wine, red, red wine, set us up 'till we're dead.

I ain't no connoiseur cat, the kinda sewer rat, on Sunday just like Martin said, red, red wine, red, red wine, set us up 'till we're dead, red, red wine, red, red wine 'till we're dead, red, red wine, red, red wine.


10. Skyway.

You take the skyway, high above the busy little one way, in my stupid hat and gloves at night I lie awake, wondering if I'll sleep, wondering if we'll meet out in the street to take the skyway. It don't move at all like a subway, it's got bums when it's cold like any other place, it's warm up inside sitting down and waiting for a ride beneath the skyway.

Oh, then one day I saw you walking down that little one way where the place I'd catch my ride most everyday, there wasn't a damn thing I could do or say up in the skyway, in the skyway, in the skyway.


11. Can't hardly wait.

I'll write you a letter tomorrow, tonight I can't hold a pen, someone's got a stamp that I can borrow, I promise not to blow the address again, lights that flash in the evening through a crack in the drapes.

Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes, hurry up, hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff, ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes, see you're high and lonesome, try and try, and try.

Lights that flash in the evening through a hole in the drapes, I'll be home when I'm sleeping, I can't hardly wait, I can't wait, hardly wait…


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Año: 1987.
Procedencia de la banda: Minneapolis (Minnesota), Estados Unidos.
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Let it be. The Replacements.





1. I will dare.


How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings around my eyes. How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any of my advice. Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime, now I don't care, meet me tonight, if you will dare, I might dare.

Call me on Thursday, if you will or call me on Wednesday, better still. Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner, fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner. Young, are you? Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime, now, I don't care, meet me tonight, if you will dare, I will dare. Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime, now, I don't care, meet me tonight, if you will dare, I will dare.

How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings around my eyes. How smart are you? How smart are you? How dumb am I? Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime, now, I don't care, meet me tonight, if you will dare, I will dare. Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime, now, I don't care, meet me tonight, if you will dare, I will dare.


2. Favorite thing.

Yeah, kid, it's a really hip with plenty of flash and you know it. Yeah, dad, you're rocking real bad, don't break your neck when you fall down laughing. Donna, wanna, donna, yeah, I know I look like hell, I smoke and I drink and I'm feeling swell. Yeah, I hear you think it's weird (everything's clear?) but I don't give a single shit.

Yeah, man, it's a-hip, you know what I'm saying, it's a-hip, you know what I'm saying, and I hear it. My heart aches, it's a-looking for a dolly, looking for a dolly, can't you hear it, wanna be someting, wanna be anything. Yeah, I know I feel this way but I ain't gonna never change, yeah, I hear, I think, I know, rock don't give a shit, you know.

You're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing, bar nothing, I think big once in a while. You're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing…


3. We're coming out.

One more chance to get it all wrong, one more chance to get it all wrong, one more night to do it all wrong, one more warning, one more warning sound. We're comin' out, we're comin' out.

One more day anyway, one more chance threw away, one more night anyway runaway anyway. We're comin' out, we're comin' out. We're comin' out, we're comin' out.

One more chance to get it all wrong, one more time to do it all wrong, one more night to get it half right, one more warning, one more warning sound. We're comin' out, we're comin' out. We're comin' out, we're comin' out. We're comin' out, we're comin' out…


4. Tommy gets his tonsils out.

Tommy gets his tonsils out, hi Susie, do you know what? I've been in the hospital.

Now open wide, the doctor's here, everything is fine, got nothing to fear. Strap 'em down, we're outta gas, stop your bawling, you little brat. Let's get this over with, I'm off in a hour, didn't wash up, yesterday I took a shower. Get this over with, I tee off in an hour, my Cadillac's running, let's rip, rip, we're gonna rip 'em out now, rip, rip, we're gonna rip 'em out now, rip, rip, we're gonna rip 'em out now, rip, rip, we're gonna rip 'em out now.

Open wide, you little snot, that's the way we knock em out. Got nothing to fear, got nothing to be afraid of. Doctor's here, nothing to be afraid of, let's get this over, we have to tee off in an hour. Did I wash up? Yesterday, I took myself a shower. My Cadillac's running.

How ya doin? How do you feel after the operation? Can I come by? I'm really feeling terrible.


5. Androgynous.

Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt, here comes Jane, y'know she's sporting a chain. Same hair, revolution, same build, evolution. Tomorrow who's gonna fuss, and they love each other so androgynous. Closer than you know, love each other so androgynous.

Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad, he might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad. And she don't need advice that'll center her, she's happy with the way she looks, she's happy with her gender. And they love each other so androgynous. Closer than you know, love each other so androgynous.

Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at all. Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at the way you're laughed at now.

Now, something meets boy and something meets girl. They both look the same, they're overjoyed in this world. Same hair, revolution, unisex, evolution, tomorrow who's gonna fuss. And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants, and tomorrow Janie's wearing a dress, future outcasts and they don't last.

And today, the people dress the way that they please, the way they tried to do in the last centuries. And they love each other so androgynous. Closer than you know, love each other so androgynous.


6. Black diamond.

Out on the street for a living, you know it's only begun, they've got you under their thumb.

Out on the street for a living and it is only begun. Doing all that you can and now you're under their thumb. Oooh, black diamond, oooh, black diamond.

Out on the street for a country and it's only a dream. Got other people marching and it's only a way. Oooh, black diamond, oooh, black diamond.

Out on the street for a living, you know it is only begun. Regardless a street or a country, they got you under their thumb. Oooh, black diamond, oooh, black diamond.


7. Unsatisfied.

Look me in the eye, then, tell me that I'm satisfied, was you satisfied? Look me in the eye, then, tell me that I'm satisfied, hey, are you satisfied?

And it goes so slowly on, everything I've ever wanted, tell me what's wrong. Look me in the eye and tell me that I'm satisfied, were you satisfied? Look me in the eye, then, tell me I'm satisfied, and now are you satisfied?

Everything goes, well, anything goes all of the time. Everything you dream of is right in front of you and liberty is a lie. Look me in the eye and tell me that I'm satisfied. Look me in the eye, unsatisfied.

I'm so, I'm so unsatisfied, I'm so dissatisfied. I'm so, I'm so unsatisfied, I'm so unsatisfied. Well, I'm a, I'm so, I'm so unsatisfied, I'm so dissatis, dissattis, I'm so.


8. Seen your video.

All day, all night, all music video. Seen your video, the phony rock 'n' roll, we don't want to know, seen your video. Your phony rock 'n' roll, we don't want to know, we don't want to know, we don't want to know, we don't want to know.


9. Gary's got a boner.

Hut..yeah..c'mon, c'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on right. C'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on straight. You're gonna get her down, you're gonna finger to her, you're gonna suck me down, you're gonna see her out.

Forget about the lights, girl, and the cars, you never heard somebody so far, grab a hold, gonna hold. You're gonna stick it to her, you're gonna stick it to her, Gary got a boner, 'cause Gary's got a boner, Gary got a boner, Gary's got a boner now.

You locked that door, rolled up that window, tied your sister up by the fender. I don't know if I will, you're gonna stick it to her, yes, you're gonna stick it to her, Gary got a boner, Gary's got a boner, Gary's got a soft-on, enough for more, more, more, more, let it go.


10. Sixteen blue.

Drive yourself right up the wall, no one hears and no one calls, it's a boring state. It's a useless wait , I know.

Brag about things you don't understand, a girl and a woman, a boy and a man, everything is sexually vague, now you're wondering to yourself if you might be gay. Your age is the hardest age, everything drags and drags, one day, baby, maybe help you through. Sixteen blue, sixteen blue.

Drive your ma to the bank, tell your pa you got a date, you're lying, now you're lying on your back. Try to figure out, they wonder what next you'll pull, you don't understand anything sexual. I don't understand, tell my friends I'm doing fine. Your age is the hardest age, everything drags and drags. You're looking funny, you ain't laughing, are you? Sixteen blue, sixteen blue…

Your age is the hardest age, everything drags and drags. You're looking funny, you ain't laughing, are you? Sixteen blue, sixteen blue, sixteen blue, sixteen blue.


11. Answering machine.

Try to breathe some life into a letter, losing hope, never gonna be together. My courage is at it's peak, you know what I mean? How do say you're O.K. to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine?

Big town's got its losers, small town's got its vices. A handful of friends, one needs a match, one needs some ice. Call-waiting phone in another time zone, how do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do say good night to an answering machine?

I get enough of that. Try to free a slave of ignorance, try and teach a whore about romance. How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

The message is very plain, oh, I hate your answering machine. I hate your answering machine, I hate your answering machine. 2-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-2, 3-1-3.


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Año: 1984.
Procedencia de la banda: Minneapolis (Minnesota), Estados Unidos.
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